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3229Y00F05basic32Y00J1Y00C5Y00S1NI'm Inadequate
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1201NMy dad put his hand on me,
1201NHe claimed he was tickling the flea,
1201NHee, haugh!
1201NNo flies on me,
1201NJust a double hamburger and MacFries,
1201NI'm not telling lies,
1201NSome times I even have apple pies,
1201NI like to feast my eyes,
1201NOn their MacPies,
1201N"Whisky and Appletize"
1201NAre my favourite cries.
1201NBut I don't like yawns or sighs,
1201NBut my dad likes porn,
1201NThat's how I was born,
1201NI just popped out, hair white and shorn,
1201NEyewitnesses said I looked like shite,
1201NBut that's alright,
1201NMarv and Eddy don't be tight,
1201NOoo - oooo - Shite-a-light!,
1201NI must look a sight,
1201NIn women's tights,
1201NAnd my school shorts, vest and stained Denim-Wear® pants,
1201NWhat a fright,
1201NUgly little shite,
1201NUgly little shite,
1201NUgly,
1201NLittle,
1201NHunched-Back,
1201NKnock-kneed,
1201NInfected and dieseased,
1201NSmeered in cheese,
1201NCheesey peas,
1201NPlease,
1201NShite,
1201NShite,
1201NShite,
1201NShite,
1201NShite.
1201N
1201NShite.
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